On the weekend I went for a very long walk with Mummy, Papa and auntie Tory. We walked for hours and Papa got in a strop because it was too muddy in the woods. But then we pushed on and after a few more hours ended up in this pub in Mereworth. Papa went to get the drinks and when he came back he said that this pub must be where all the people with ASBOs go to hang out. I don't know what that means, but Mummy and auntie Tory laughed and we only stayed for one drink.